Maria's Five Year Stats

Okay, Maria is more like FIVE and a HALF, as we say all the time now, but she just went for that five year appointment, so here are her stats.  She's 44.88 inches tall and weighs 46.30 lbs.  She is almost always ten pounds heavier than Veronica lately.  Her blood pressure was 88/56, but I assume it went higher later at the appointment, when I was chasing her around the room and lying down on her so she could get her three stupid vaccinations.  SHEESH.

I was so mad, the appointment took forever, and she kept asking about the shot.  We were left alone in a hot room, where I had to keep the door closed lest Felicity get out, for like FIFTEEN minutes, which felt like forever because I knew they were just getting more and more freaked out about the shots.  Anyway, it was horrible and afterward, Maria limped out of the office and yelled that she couldn't walk!  She needed a cane!  Can you imagine?  A cane.  She is something else.